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flash 9 is required to suck my dick

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- What do you want?
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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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